Hasslevania Downloads

NOTE: If you are going to link to any download on your website, I would ask that you first receive my permission and that you use the link to this page and not any specific mirror itself. Thank you!!!

NEWSFLASH: Neil Peart- Mission: The Camera Eye featured on PC World, sorta'. The game later won GOTW #278 at The Daily Click.

Select a mirror from the list below to download Hasslevania. The file is very large at 137MB, so it might take awhile. Please be patient! Since it takes so long to download the game, I have some great suggestions for you to do while waiting!

1.) Make Nachos and... eat them!

2.) Exercise! You'll have like 20 minutes- think of all the push ups you could do in that time!

3.) Bathroom break. Because holding it in is bad for you!

4.) Pray to your shrine of Rovert. Everybody has one!

5.) Think about getting the official Hasslevania map! All it takes to get one is a small donation to the DXF Games development fund! 

 

Donate, and Support Indie Game Developers!

*NEW* Free map of the entire Hasslevania grounds with every donation made!

This game may be free, but its cost to me personally was tremendous in time and energy. Most commercial games have huge experienced teams and millions of dollars at their disposal. Myself and other indie game developers have nobody but ourselves, a little talent, and a lot of ideas to bring our visions to life. I worked hard for free and all kinds of crazy hours to bring you Hasslevania: The Quest for Shuteye. If you enjoy the game or would otherwise like to support me and my future projects, you can make a small donation to the DXF Games Development Fund which is done securely through PayPal below. Even $1 would be awesome and much appreciated! All donators will get mention on the DXF Games homepage as well.
 

HERE COME THE MIRROR MEN:

Version 3 downloads:

Doctor James:    Unlimited bandwidth has its privleges. This is a good place to start. And to give him props, Go Tormishire! 

Csar's Storage:    Another valued supporter of all things Rovert, another way to enjoy Hasslevania!

Killer Kevinski #1:    His terrabytes beckon the adventurer in you!  

Killer Kevinski #2:  A doppleganger of kevinski- time to whip out the Terminus Est!

Hayo's house of Horrors:  Without his advice, Hasslevania's bricks would look like crap!  Everyone thank this man! 

Version 1 & 2 downloads:

Don't exist anymore, enjoy your collectible, son!

 

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